Scott's Shots on Glee!

All this fuss is made about Spring Break, but hardly anyone talks about Summer Break, which is dumb because it's way hotter - literally! MTV should get with it. Anyway, this summer I'm going catch up on my new favorite show, Glee. I've watched the first season and I have some ideas for the producers:

* Why is it called Glee? Couldn't it be called Show Choir or High School Musical?
* That chubby black girl, Lexus, should only sing songs by Aretha Franklin, Jennifer Hudson and the legendary Nell Carter.
* Could the wheelchair boy get a legs transplant and start walking? I'm getting tired of seeing him in that chair.
* Why don't the cheerleaders sing "Hey Mickey"? How have they not thought about this yet?!
* There're a lot of gay guys but not one lesbian, so maybe the show should be less racist and have one Ellen in the cast.
* David Archuleta could transfer to the high school, he'd fit right in and they don't have a Latino boy (I thought the cool football jock with the Mohawk was Latino, but in a surprise twist he's Jewish)
* Could the wheelchair boy sing "Wheeling Through Memphis" or "Wheel This Way" or "Wheel the Line" Ha ha!! Get it? 'Cause he can't walk.
* I could guest star as a new bad boy that come to the school and rap lyrics between their dance breaks...they could call me White Rabbit. Just a thought.

Producers of Glee, when you read this company newsletter, please take my notes seriously. With my suggestions Glee can go from a good show, to a gooder show. You're welcome.

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