The 20th episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with football players Azimio and Karofsky providing a little sass. If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point! Here are our picks for the top 10 one-liners and quotes from "Theatricality."
10. What will Puck name their second daughter? Kim Beam?
10. What will Puck name their second daughter? Kim Beam?
Quinn: You want to name our daughter Jack Daniels? She's a girl.
Puck: Okay, fine — whatever. Jackie Daniels.
9. Because you never know when you'll feel like a trim
Kurt: Yeah, you don’t want to be late for your appointment at Supercuts!
Azimio: Watch your mouth, homo!
Dave Karofsky: And you know what, fancy? You don’t need an appointment at Supercuts; they love walk-ins!
8. Brit gets around
Puck: Okay, fine — whatever. Jackie Daniels.
9. Because you never know when you'll feel like a trim
Kurt: Yeah, you don’t want to be late for your appointment at Supercuts!
Azimio: Watch your mouth, homo!
Dave Karofsky: And you know what, fancy? You don’t need an appointment at Supercuts; they love walk-ins!
8. Brit gets around
Puck: What’s up with this Gaga dude? He just, like, dresses weird, right? Like Bowie?
Kurt: Lady Gaga is a woman! She's only the biggest pop act to come along in decades. She's boundary-pushing, the most theatrical performer of our generation, and she changes her look faster than Brit changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
7. Some people are accepting of Finn; others, not so much
Azimio (to Finn): How many times do we gotta go through this? You being a jock and being in this glee club does not make you versatile; it makes you bisexual.
6. Who doesn't wear metal underwear?
Kurt: Lady Gaga is a woman! She's only the biggest pop act to come along in decades. She's boundary-pushing, the most theatrical performer of our generation, and she changes her look faster than Brit changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
7. Some people are accepting of Finn; others, not so much
Azimio (to Finn): How many times do we gotta go through this? You being a jock and being in this glee club does not make you versatile; it makes you bisexual.
6. Who doesn't wear metal underwear?
Shelby: And ladies, I don’t want to hear about chafing just because you're being forced to wear metal underwear. Not my problem.
5. We're pretty sure all of these would be better than Tina's Goth look
Artie (to Tina, in non-Goth clothes): It's so weird.
Finn: This so isn't you.
Tina: I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian.
Mr Schue: Tina, are there any other looks you can try?
Santana: Biker chick?
Finn: Cowgirl?
Mercedes: Hoodrat.
Quinn: Computer programmer?
Brittany: Cross-country skier.
Puck: Catholic schoolgirl?
Brittany: Happy Meal, no onions. Or a chicken.
4. That's probably the nicest thing that Puck's ever said about Rachel
5. We're pretty sure all of these would be better than Tina's Goth look
Artie (to Tina, in non-Goth clothes): It's so weird.
Finn: This so isn't you.
Tina: I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian.
Mr Schue: Tina, are there any other looks you can try?
Santana: Biker chick?
Finn: Cowgirl?
Mercedes: Hoodrat.
Quinn: Computer programmer?
Brittany: Cross-country skier.
Puck: Catholic schoolgirl?
Brittany: Happy Meal, no onions. Or a chicken.
4. That's probably the nicest thing that Puck's ever said about Rachel
Puck: Wait, where’s Rachel? I mean, I only noticed because, like, five minutes have gone by without her saying something totally obnoxious.
3. Not that Brittany's biased or anything
Brittany (to Rachel): You look terrible. I look awesome.
2. People who eat fresh vegetables are such snobs
3. Not that Brittany's biased or anything
Brittany (to Rachel): You look terrible. I look awesome.
2. People who eat fresh vegetables are such snobs
Finn: We live in Ohio — not New York, or San Francisco, or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren’t fried.
1. Tina's mom may have a point!
Tina: My parents won't even let me watch Twilight. My mom says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.
Video: Top 10 Quotes from Glee Season 1, Episode 20, "Theatricality"
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