Three months is a looong time to wait for another new Glee episode. Luckily, you can stave off Glee withdrawal for a little while longer by reading our list of the top 10 sexiest men to have ever appeared on the show! Let us know if you agree in the comments (and if you agree with us that Hank Saunders needs to be written back onto the show — immediately!). When you're done, be sure to check out our 10 Hottest Girls on Glee list!
10. DAVE KAROFSKY
Okay, so — as he proved while tormenting Kurt and Finn in "Theatricality" — our football player friend here is not exactly going to win the Mr. Sensitive award in the yearbook. But if the whole hotheaded-beefcake, throw-punches-first-ask-questions-later persona can work for Russell Crowe, then why not for Dave Karofsky as well?
Okay, so — as he proved while tormenting Kurt and Finn in "Theatricality" — our football player friend here is not exactly going to win the Mr. Sensitive award in the yearbook. But if the whole hotheaded-beefcake, throw-punches-first-ask-questions-later persona can work for Russell Crowe, then why not for Dave Karofsky as well?
9. HANK SAUNDERS
So we kinda had to stretch to find 10 swoon-worthy guys on the show, and nowhere is that more apparent than with our selection of... Hank Saunders. In case you don't recall (and why would you?), he's the glee club member who disappears after getting touched inappropriately by Sandy Ryerson in the pilot. But take a look at this picture and tell us that you wouldn't want to touch him inappropriately too! (What?! Too soon?)
So we kinda had to stretch to find 10 swoon-worthy guys on the show, and nowhere is that more apparent than with our selection of... Hank Saunders. In case you don't recall (and why would you?), he's the glee club member who disappears after getting touched inappropriately by Sandy Ryerson in the pilot. But take a look at this picture and tell us that you wouldn't want to touch him inappropriately too! (What?! Too soon?)
8. ARTIE ABRAMS
Artie has pipes, dance moves to spare (provided it's a fantasy sequence that you're talking about), and proves that sweater vests don't just belong at the country club... or more accurately, that they don't just belong in your hands as you wait in the returns line at a department store on December 26th and hope that your relatives never find out.
Artie has pipes, dance moves to spare (provided it's a fantasy sequence that you're talking about), and proves that sweater vests don't just belong at the country club... or more accurately, that they don't just belong in your hands as you wait in the returns line at a department store on December 26th and hope that your relatives never find out.
7. BRYAN RYAN
How can Neil Partick Harris not be on this list? Just ask your grandma, who is probably in love with the guy. In fact, there are only three things you can be certain of when it comes to grandmothers: 1.) They love Neil Patrick Harris; 2.) They're going to need you to cut their corn off of the cob for them; and 3.) They want to know why you still haven't gotten married to that nice person you've been seeing! When are you going to start taking ownership of your life and — while you're at it — settle down and start a family? Grandma won't be around forever, you know, and letting her spend her golden years playing with a few grandkids wouldn't kill you!
How can Neil Partick Harris not be on this list? Just ask your grandma, who is probably in love with the guy. In fact, there are only three things you can be certain of when it comes to grandmothers: 1.) They love Neil Patrick Harris; 2.) They're going to need you to cut their corn off of the cob for them; and 3.) They want to know why you still haven't gotten married to that nice person you've been seeing! When are you going to start taking ownership of your life and — while you're at it — settle down and start a family? Grandma won't be around forever, you know, and letting her spend her golden years playing with a few grandkids wouldn't kill you!
6. KURT HUMMEL
Perhaps more "adorable" than "hot," but that didn't stop Brittany from taking a shine to him. (Then again, who hasn't Brittany taken a shine to?) Plus, who doesn't want to be around a guy who dresses well — not to mention a guy who you can probably trade outfits with!
Perhaps more "adorable" than "hot," but that didn't stop Brittany from taking a shine to him. (Then again, who hasn't Brittany taken a shine to?) Plus, who doesn't want to be around a guy who dresses well — not to mention a guy who you can probably trade outfits with!
5. JESSE ST. JAMES
Is it just us, or is this guy mad nearly all the time? His personality reminds us a little of the character Jason from the Friday the 13th films, if Jason spent less time venting his rage through stabbing campers with a machete and more time venting his rage by belting Amy Winehouse's "Rehab." (Jason singing Amy Winehouse? Now that we would pay to see.) So Jesse might not be the guy for you if you like someone who's capable of smiling every once in a while... or who's capable of taking less time than you to get ready in the morning as he fixes his impeccable coif. But damn, the guy is HOT.
Is it just us, or is this guy mad nearly all the time? His personality reminds us a little of the character Jason from the Friday the 13th films, if Jason spent less time venting his rage through stabbing campers with a machete and more time venting his rage by belting Amy Winehouse's "Rehab." (Jason singing Amy Winehouse? Now that we would pay to see.) So Jesse might not be the guy for you if you like someone who's capable of smiling every once in a while... or who's capable of taking less time than you to get ready in the morning as he fixes his impeccable coif. But damn, the guy is HOT.
4. FINN HUDSON
Okay, Finn's adorable. But for a guy who's the starting quarterback, has a pretty good voice, and is frequently on the receiving end of affections from various McKinley babes (including our number one pick for the hottest girl on Glee!), Finn still manages to looks as though he's suffering through some sort of crisis of existential angst on a pretty much a daily basis. All he needs is a beard and a Russian accent and he could be mistaken for a character in any number of Dostoevsky novels... and most of those people were wanted for murder. Plus, we bet most of those guys could barely throw a spiral.
Okay, Finn's adorable. But for a guy who's the starting quarterback, has a pretty good voice, and is frequently on the receiving end of affections from various McKinley babes (including our number one pick for the hottest girl on Glee!), Finn still manages to looks as though he's suffering through some sort of crisis of existential angst on a pretty much a daily basis. All he needs is a beard and a Russian accent and he could be mistaken for a character in any number of Dostoevsky novels... and most of those people were wanted for murder. Plus, we bet most of those guys could barely throw a spiral.
3. WILL SCHUESTER
Let's forget the fact that he might just be the most patient guy ever (okay, so maybe Nelson Mandela is a close second). All we want to talk about are those amazing abs of his! Just how high might Schue have placed on this list if we had gotten a glimpse of them on the actual show? There's only one way to find out... (Hint, hint, Glee producers!)
Let's forget the fact that he might just be the most patient guy ever (okay, so maybe Nelson Mandela is a close second). All we want to talk about are those amazing abs of his! Just how high might Schue have placed on this list if we had gotten a glimpse of them on the actual show? There's only one way to find out... (Hint, hint, Glee producers!)
2. MIKE CHANG
A guy who doesn't say much and always has a smile on his face? Finn could learn a thing or two! Plus, besides just the smile, he's got moves, a dancer's body, and he can wear a V-neck T-shirt like nobody's business.
A guy who doesn't say much and always has a smile on his face? Finn could learn a thing or two! Plus, besides just the smile, he's got moves, a dancer's body, and he can wear a V-neck T-shirt like nobody's business.
1. NOAH "PUCK" PUCKERMAN
We never expected to be so turned on by a guy with a mohawk (no disrespect intended to Mr. T). But the combination of his dynamite physique (those guns!), devil-may-care persona, guitar-playing prowess, and occasional moment of compassion (okay, so the compassionate moments are few and far between, but they're there!), results in the kind of hotness that could melt an Otter Pop. Plus, the minute that mohawk got shaved, his sexy quotient increased exponentially. Of course, if you were to date Puck, you might not want to leave the birth control up to him.
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