While I'm not a Glee fanatic, I can't be silent about this Glee-related issue any longer: The male cast of Glee is hot, hot, hot. They always have been, but only now have I felt the need to catalog it. Whether we're talking about the smoldering hots of Chord Overstreet or the self-confident sexiness of Matthew Morrison, the dudes of Fox's juggernaut continue to stun.
If you know me, you know I love countdowns. Let's make this occasion formal and count down the Top 10 off-the-show moments in hotness for Glee's male half. Ready?
10. Grant Gustin inks his way home.
The Glee newbie tweeted a pic of his freshest tattoo, a tribute to his palindromic area code and home state of Virginia. Somebody's excited to flex for the fans! He's a keeper, kids. (Honorable mention to our own photo spread wth Gustin.)
9. Matthew Morrison shows off his most prized Details
Matthew Morrison's spread in Details is as alluring as it is... butter-colored. His chest looks like an erotic mural by Orville Redenbacher. Is that photoshop? Or is his torso just a silky popcorn topping? I suspect the latter. Nevertheless, Schue is smokin' here.
8. Chord Overstreet courts us over a street.
Photographer Christian Rios snapped the blonde babe and his insane, gymnast-level abdominals. I wish he treated the edge of that pool like a pommel horse.
7. Darren Criss is one of People's 50 Fuzziest!
Though it's a pretty straightforward "Most Beautiful People" shoot, Darren Criss' unpretentious mug and posture make these photos sexy. His face is downright unbelievable in that first frame.
6. Chris Colfer quivers in fear for Rolling Stone
This is one of the wittiest and cheekiest photos I've ever seen in Rolling Stone, and Colfer plays off the bear tavern gag -- pun intended -- with gusto. He's giving us Importance of Being Earnest posturing inside a leather bar. Perfection. And you know what? The fact that Chris Colfer wrote a damn screenplay and got it produced is amazing. Let's pour more props onto him.
5. Cory Monteith throws a "Killer Bash" for the homos
Guess what? Cory Monteith totally gets it. In every interview he does, he's candid, real, and self-deprecating, and his Twitter handle (@frankenteen), a reference to how he plays a high-schooler at age 29, is hilarious. I dig him. And during his less famous eyars in Hollywood, he starred in a homoerotic horror movie called Killer Bash. It's not even memorably bad, but Monteith is shirtless and ogle-worthy throughout. That's what's important.
4. Darren Criss makes a splash in Out
In Criss' second appearance on the list, he gets a little water-logged. Which I prefer. For Out, the warbling Teenage Dream showed off a hairier bod, and I think it's an artistic triumph.
3. Cheyenne Jackson is... the most striking thing on the planet?
He's out, he's cool, and he's still one of the sexiest men on television. Cheyenne Jackson's 2007 photos in ReFRESH give us all the thrilling thigh action we ever wanted. He may not be the most commonly reoccurring Glee fixture, but he still has the chops to earn a spot in our top three. His awesome 30 Rock appearances don't hurt.
2. Matthew Morrison goes bawdy (with his body!) for Broadway
Jerry Mitchell, who invented the burlesque fundraiser Broadway Bares in 1992, deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom or something, because it's such a rad idea. And it's especially rad because Matthew Morrison took part in it, roped in dollars from onlookers, and worked that primed-as-hell body of his. And what could be sexier than a guy who knows when it's time to strip for a good cause? Nothing, I say! Except...
1. Harry Shum Jr. is the hottest forever. Hands down. Silence.
Maybe it's that dancing is intrinsically hotter than singing. Maybe it's that Harry Shum Jr. can "sexy stare" like no one else on the show. Or maybe it's just because facts are facts: Harry Shum Jr. is smokin', and I'd personally nominate him for the title of Hottest Guy on Television. He's without a doubt the hottest guy on Glee, and in his November 2010 spread in Yellow, he proves that he's the fittest, dead-sexiest guy on primetime. This? Is unforgettably hot.
And now it's your turn to vehemently disagree. (Livid about my exclusion of Mark Salling? I'm not.) School me in the comments, all. With photographic proof, please!
source: AfterElton.com
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