10. Sue describes Elvis's fan base
Sue: You know what it has to look like? Elvis's gold record room in Graceland — except I'll be wanting far fewer morbidly obese white women waddling around and crying.
9. Kurt hits a new low
Kurt: I'm so depressed, I've worn the same outfit twice this week.8. One of the less-famous stories about Lincoln
Will: Look, nobody got hurt. It was a harmless prank!
Sue: That's what they said about a young man in Chicago in 1871, who thought he'd play a harmless prank on the dairy cow of one Mrs. O'Leary. He successfully ignited its flatulence, and a city burned, William. That young terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.
7. Puck helps Terri rethink stereotypes
Terri (to Puck): I thought Jews were supposed to be smart.
6. Whispering sweet nothings into Will's ear isn't as creepy if he's still alive
Sue (in voiceover): I'll admit, in the past I've fantasized about waking up with Will's head on the pillow next to me, except now I picture it attached to the rest of his body.5. Way to be protective, Kurt!
Kurt: Mr. Schue, Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.
4. We were thisclose to a Schue-Sue hook-up!
Sue (to Will): You know what? I'm not gonna do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity. It's making me sick.
3. What's wrong with wanting to do a little dance and make a little love?
Mercedes: Let's be honest — when white people try to be funky, you end up with KC and the Sunshine Band.
2. If only Will could get rid of Sue!
Sue: You know, for me, trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of 'em, but they just keep coming. You know why? Sue Sylvester has hourly flare-ups of burning, itchy, highly contagious talent.
0 commenti:
Post a Comment